So I walk in to the room to find my cat staring at a blank wall. I ask it “Hey…what’s up?”
Slowly she turns her head and gives me the look — the “Are you kidding me?” look.
“What?” I ask. “I’m just being friendly — trying to start a conversation.” I say.
Again she gives me that “You’re an idiot, right?” look.
“Fine.” I say “Never mind. I’ll just move along.”
At which point she slowly turns her head back toward the wall and resumes intently staring at that every-so-interesting-nothingness that is the blank wall.